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Joke of the Day
"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
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"My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day."
"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."
"Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)"
"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"
"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"The opposite of ""Free Willy"" is ""Predestinationy."""
"I just fell through the roof of a French bakery I'm in a world of pain."
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"