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Joke of the Day

"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."

"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"

"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."

"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."

"What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest."

"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."