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Joke of the Day

"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."

"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."

"[Cute Girl]: *in hot tub* Hey baby. Why don't you come join me? [Lobster]: No I'm good over here. That's how my dad died."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."

"What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry."

"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."

"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."

"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"