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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry."
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"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"
"When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort."
"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"
"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"
"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"
"I don't like telling fat jokes They weigh too much on my conscience"