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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
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"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear"
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"How did the jews fight off Nazis? Jew jitsu"
"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."
"My daughter was whining about her chores. She asked if she needed to vacuum the whole apartment. I said, ""no, just do the floor."""
"Guess what Chicken butt"
"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."