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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"

"*Runs across campus to get to class on time* Whew! I made it! *Sits in the back and browses Twitter for an hour and a half*"

"White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared, because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?"

"What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore. ^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry."

"Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files."

"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."

"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."

"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."

"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"

"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."