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Joke of the Day

"german jesus why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one virgin around"

"Unpopular opinion: this joke is bad"

"When I was a kid, hearing, ""Wow, you are really getting heavy"" used to make me beam with satisfaction..... But now I'm 35 and weigh 300 pounds, that shit has totally lost its appeal."

"I swear, if the paper were better quality, I would wipe my ass with all these fucking reports I have to print out all the fucking time"

"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."

"There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the ""close this ad"" button."

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"

"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."