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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."
Next Joke
"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("
"WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, ""C eh, N eh, D eh."""
"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"
"Where do lightbulbs die? Offswitch."
"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."
"What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity? Wookie Goldberg"
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""
"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"
"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""