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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."

"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."

"Meek Mill's response"

"What do you call your friend from Prague who beat you at chess? Your Czech mate"

"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"

"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."

"I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He's change we can believe in"

"I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps. Also, all my horses have gone missing."

"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."