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Joke of the Day

"LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants."

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."

"A bear walks into a bar. He says, ""I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic."" The bartender says, ""Sure, but what about the big pause?"" The bear says, ""I was born with them."""

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."

"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"

"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."

"What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs."