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Joke of the Day

"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"

"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."

"Statistically speaking...(NSFW) Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"Why are portraits of George Washington displayed in British bathrooms? Because nothing makes the British shit quicker than the sight of George Washington"

"In retrospect, when the cop pulled me over & asked ""where's the fire"", stroking a lighter & whispering ""haven't decided yet"" was a mistake."

"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."

"guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks."

"Everyone at this party is talking like a pilot.. ...they all keep saying they have to take off in the morning."

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews."