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Joke of the Day

"Abortion is a difficult topic for me... On one hand, I support it because it kills children, on the other, I don't because it gives woman a choice."

"My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer."

"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."

"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"

"A Jew, a woman, and a racist walk into a bar. The bartender says ""I bet you thought this was going to be about the elections, didn't you?"""

"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"

"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"

"I wonder if Hitler ever thought... ""Crap, did I turn the oven off?"""

"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."