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Joke of the Day

"My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."

"My girlfriend recently said that she needs some time and distance... Is she trying to calculate velocity?"

"I want to die like my grandpa, peaceful and in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified, like the passengers in his car."

"""10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You're Going Straight to Hell"" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments"

"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."

"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"

"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."

"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."