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Joke of the Day

"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"

"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."

"Reddit, help me finish this joke ""My baby so fine, she ______"""

"I'm so bored with life, I've decided to read the Oxford English Dictionary from start to finish. I'm past caring."

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_)"

"Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena"

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."