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Joke of the Day
"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."
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"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."
"two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted"
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"50 cent declares bankrupcy... he hasnt got a dollar to his name"
"A woman gave birth to triplets. She named them Tim, Tom, and Tat. Unfortunately at feeding time there was no tit for Tat."
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."