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"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"
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"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"my wife usually fills up our car with gas *she farts a lot*"
"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."
"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."
"[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college] Me: Wow, you used to be hot Wife: *death glare* Me: ...but not as hot as you are now"
"what do you call cheese thats not yours. someone elses cheese. what else would it be."
"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"
"Why do intersecting lines hate each other? Because they do nothing except making themselves cross."
"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""