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Joke of the Day
"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"
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"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"
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"I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner."
"The guy behind me honked a nanosecond after the light turned green. So I put on my flashers and here I sit, tweeting about the whole thing"
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"What did the duck say to the avacado? guac guac"