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Joke of the Day

"The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling ""woo hoo"", but after that my schedule is wide open"

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."

"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"

"I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles."

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!"

"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."