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Joke of the Day

"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."

"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."

"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"

"California Earthquake Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California. Taylor Swift was quoted as saying ""Shake it, shake it off""."

"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"

"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet."

"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."