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Joke of the Day
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
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"On second thought this ""Thug's Life"" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans."
"A man hit's a woman with a car. Who's at fault ? the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3"
"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."
"ADHD is ADD in high definition."
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"
"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"
"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"