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Joke of the Day

"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"

"Why is this election historic? It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office."

"As an american, I feel really sorry for the Canadians up north. I mean, how do they even live if their summer is 30 degrees?"

"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."

"""Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!"" - Realtor headshot photographer"

"I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free."""

"Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me, give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'"

"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar."

"I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of the book, ""How to spot a lady-boy"". He said, ""I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere"". I said ""That's the one""."