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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"

"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."

"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"

"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."

"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."

"Difference between a gay guy and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your meat."

"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"