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Joke of the Day
"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."
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"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"
"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."
"Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I'll read 4 or 5 status updates and I'll cry, because they suck and I realize that I've wasted 2 or 3 minutes of my life."
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
"I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it..."
"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."