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Joke of the Day
"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"
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"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."
"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"
"Him: I'm making you Produce Manager. Me: A PLUM assignment! H: ... M: You're a PEACH! H: ... M: Do I start today or TOMATO? H: You're fired."
"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."
"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"
"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."
"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"