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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."

"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"

"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards."

"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."

"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"

"My relationship with the time traveling girl was over before it began."

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."