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Joke of the Day
"Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika? Girl: I dunno, why? Guy: Cause I want a little head."
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"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."
"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"
"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."
"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"