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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."

"When a family member unexpectedly dies what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan??"

"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"

"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"

"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."

"Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to ""Machine Washable""?"

"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."

"[being robbed] Me: careful.. I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun"