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Joke of the Day
"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."
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"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""
"How do you kill a book? You break its spine."
"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"
"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."
"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
"My friend told me he wanted to find the electrical resistance of Jesus. I was like ""Ohm my God!"""
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