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Joke of the Day
"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"
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"There are three people with four cigarettes on a boat. None of them have a lighter or matches. What do they do? Throw a cigarette over-board so the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!"
"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...they started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."
"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"
"Licking whiskey off your keyboard in the morning is something everyone does, right?"
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"
"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"
"A quick question... How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?"