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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar? They get BUCKED up!"

"Sloth 911: What's your emergency [1 week later] Sloth: I'VE BEEN SHOT [1 week later] Sloth 911: DON'T MOVE! We'll be there in a month"

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run? A small medium at large."

"Last year, I went to study abroad and I am NOT HAPPY about it! This year, my girlfriend is going to study a dude."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"[at airport] TSA: sir, you've been randomly chosen for a cavity search. ME: that's cool i didn't know my flight included a dental cleaning"

"I flunked out of clown college due to taking it too seriously."

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Why do woman have legs? So their feet don't smell like pussy."