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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."

"I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die... ...it's my bucket Liszt."

"Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"

"My sex life is like a Ferrari! I don't have a Ferrari."

"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"