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Joke of the Day
"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
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"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."
"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"
"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"
"[black jack] DEALER: 14 ME: hit me D: 16 M: hit me D: 23 M: hit me D: M: D: M: make it look good so my wife believes I was mugged"