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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to shit faster because it's cold."
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"What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon."
"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"
"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."
"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.... Instead of commenting on reddit about how many times a joke has been posted."
"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."
"What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One."
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"