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Joke of the Day
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
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"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."
"*hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat* even if you already have a cat, *replaces it with a worse cat*"
"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."
"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"
"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."