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Joke of the Day
"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"
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"One time I was holding this little girl's hand walking through the woods at night. She said: ""I'm scared!"" I said:"" Well then how do you think I feel? I gotta walk back alone!"""
"what did the peanut say to the squirrel ??? he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree"
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"
"Why Does Jesus suck at hockey? He's always getting nailed to the boards."
"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."
"oops i queefed"
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."