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Joke of the Day

"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"

"When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage"

"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache."