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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them on fire."
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"I often say...... I often say to myself. ""I cant believe that cloning machine worked"""
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"
"Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat"
"wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?"
"Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle."