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Joke of the Day

"ME: I love the D HER:Why? ME:I love to lick them first HER:... ME:Then I love to swallow them HER:... ME:I love D Dunkin' Donuts Interview"

"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"

"Capitalization... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""

"Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog"

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11."

"The only thing I arouse is suspicion."

"Whenever I'm picking up my wife I skid to a stop by her & yell ""Come with me if you want to live!"" so she knows she married pure awesomeness"

"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""