99701

Joke of the Day

"Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade."

"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"

"It's not the size of the ship nor the motion in the ocean...it's whether the Captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.."

"Humor: the only thing I like dry."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."

"Yo Momma is sooo fat.... That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben said ""That's no moon"""

"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"

"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."

"""How long have you been chopping wood for?"" ""I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"""

"A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short."