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Joke of the Day
"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"
Next Joke
"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Well, it's really nice."
"What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !"
"What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe."
"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper"
"What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese? I didn't cottage in my pants"
"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""