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Joke of the Day
"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."
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"Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce"
"Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children ""Torn condoms""?"
"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."
"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."
"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""
"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."
"Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer."