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Joke of the Day
"Yo Momma is sooo fat.... That when the Millennium Falcon saw her, Ben said ""That's no moon"""
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"[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them? The lanlord!"
"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"
"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."
"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."
"The human body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"
"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"
"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"