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Joke of the Day
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"
"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."
"If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE."
"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?"". The grasshopper says ""You've got a drink named Steve!?"""
"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""
"After I saw that my wife ""Checked In"" to the mall I called to report her credit cards stolen."
"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"A girl comes home to her mother She walks up to her and says ""Mom, a creep in the park today asked me to give him a blowjob for this beautiful necklace!"""