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Joke of the Day
"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."
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"I would make a joke about Mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border"
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."
"Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!"
"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"
"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""
"whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy."
"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""