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Joke of the Day
"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"
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"Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and he redistributes all of the drinks until everyone has the same amount of alcohol ..."
"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."
"What animal's alphabet is just like ours? A Baby Ceel's"
"I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu."
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."
"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"