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Joke of the Day

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."

"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."

"What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess? Shrekmate."

"Just hugged a sycamore tree before kissing an oak tree. I'm having a treesome lol"

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me."