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Joke of the Day
"What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess? Shrekmate."
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"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."
"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""
"The United States government."
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
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"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."
"If you don't order beef for dinner... That's a missed steak."