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Joke of the Day

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."

"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"

"I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. ""I took a really epic class on Falkner."" and I responded ""not as epic as a class I took on Homer."""

"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"

"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."

"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."

"What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."

"The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat. > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*"

"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"