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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
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"""Does this hurt?"" ""YES!"" ""What about this?"" ""OW!"" *Dr. writes notes* ""Patient shows symptoms of pain when stabbed with knife. Keep updates."""
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"
"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"
"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"
"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"
"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"What's brown ans sticky??? a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)"