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Joke of the Day

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."

"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."

"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"

"How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to {}}}}}}}}}}}}} and th e to two with lp he"

"A young lady walks into a bar... She was protected by a rubber Bump*her*"

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."

"Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?"

"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."