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Joke of the Day

"I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on"

"What do you call a bad ass phone that doesn't work? Off the hook. (It's stupid but I did make it up)"

"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""

"A Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Laotian, a Malaysian and a Burmese walk into a bar The barman refuses to serve them because they don't have any Thais"

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"

"Hot waitress just gave me her digits! I have them in a cooler in my trunk."

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"

"What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch? Namaste"

"A Jewish girl says to her dad ""Dad, I need fifty dollars."" Her dad looks at her and says ""Forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?"""