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Joke of the Day

"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."

"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"

"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""

"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."

"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."