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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."
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"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."
"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"
"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."
"Wife: [looking at bank statement] what's this huge charge from Clones R Us? Me: [sends group text to 7 other me's] she's on to us"
"There's a lot of Arab new mothers lately This must be the new baby boom!"
"The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM...."
"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"