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Joke of the Day

"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""

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"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"
"I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud."
"If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them."
"Asians are so good at math... ... they can do it with their eyes closed."
"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."
"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"A very wealthy man from Britain has purchased the Bates Motel.... Now it is Master Bates Motel.. I haven't had my coffee yet, this is the best I got"